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Below are the 5 most recent journal entries recorded in David's LiveJournal:

    Tuesday, September 27th, 2005
    3:19 pm
    What kind of disease are you?

    David:

    David is caused by sponges.




    David disease causes one to be beaten by a broom every alternate tuesday
    To cure David infection, keep a live squirrel in your underpants for a week.
    Name?
    Thursday, September 22nd, 2005
    4:29 pm
    Rita
    another hurricane. here we go again.
    Monday, September 19th, 2005
    3:32 pm
    [info]packersuck can you really hate a football team that much?
    Friday, September 16th, 2005
    1:44 pm

    Rednecks
    Circle I Limbo

    General asshats
    Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

    Hipsters, Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
    Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

    Libertarians
    Circle IV Rolling Weights

    The New York Yankees
    Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

    River Styx

    Scientologists, NAMBLA Members
    Circle VI Buried for Eternity

    River Phlegyas

    Republicans
    Circle VII Burning Sands

    Osama bin Laden
    Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

    Creationists, George Bush
    Circle IX Frozen in Ice

    Design your own hell

    Wednesday, July 20th, 2005
    12:04 pm
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